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segunda-feira, dezembro 20, 2004

A Época da Inocência - Churras, parte 2

Episódio vivido por mim, Mateus e Carlinha no sítio da Mari.

Mateus – Dany, tens preservativo?
Dany – Putz, não tenho. Mas alguém aqui deve ter.

Dany sai a procura de um pessoa com cara de vida sexual ativa. Hum, Vanessa não. Israel, não... Carlinha, de namorado novo, claro!

Dany – Carla, estou em apuros, porque não trouxe... e agora estou precisando de... precisando de... Tu sabes?
Carla – Ahhhhhhh! Claro que sei! Eu tenho! Eu tenho!
Dany – Carla, entendeste o que é né?
Carla – Claro que sim! Eu tenho! Vou buscar!
Carla sai correndo, feliz.

Mateus e Dany se olham...
Dany – Tomara que ela não pense que é...

Carla volta correndo, duvidosa.
Carla – Dany, é absorvente que tu queres né?

(Personagens mudados, a pedidos desesperados)

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    O curioso de ser uma menina inocente q se alcooliza com keep cooler de morango e passa a noite perseguindo alfaces é q dizem q vc não tem "cara de vida sexual ativa"

     
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